kingraccoon:

Don’t you hate it when this happens?

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Or THIS?!

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Or how about this?!

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And isn’t this just the worst?!

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And how many times have you done THIS?!

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Or accidentally gone and done this to yourself?!

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IT’S TIME TO STOP FUCKING AROUND WITH DULL, CLUNKY KNIVES AND GET YOURSELF THE KITCHEN CLEAVER 5000!!!

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(All horror gifs made and posted by http://candarian-demon.tumblr.com/)



prettyinporcelain:

living-corpse:

copequinn:

nicotinehearts:

omigawdmatt:

racheyzane:

do you ever look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex

no but thanks now i have a new habit forced upon me whenever i go out

i think about this post at the most inappropriate times and it has ruined my life

Guys lips are the same color as the tip of their penis have fun with that fact at bad times

eyebrow hair is usually the colour of one’s pubes HAVE FUN

I hate you all so much

(via freesoullllll)






bombliate:

how many murderers do you think you’ve walked past

(via feat)


ixerro:

daftwithoneshoe:

valeria2067:

garykingoftheworld:

emberrypie:

"aw your underpants are so cute today *turns off light*… wait… what’re they doing?? OH MY GAWD"

Oh my god.

It’s full of stars! 

Space Undies: When Your Ass is Out of This World.

Would you like to boldly go where no man has gone before?

#wanna taste the milky way #I’ll have you seeing stars #can you feel my gravitational pull #let me undo your asteroid belt #my booty is astronomical #i’ll orbit your dick #scared of black holes? #ready for lift off? #probe me

Oh my god why did you only put those as tags THE WORLD MUST WITNESS THESE PUNS

(via im-fifty-shades-of-fuucked-up)